May 2013
chihayahearts:
jaclcfrost:
if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners
hawkeyedriza:
absolutelydestinysmood:
nannajane:
in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
you can’t repeat the past
can’t repeat the past? why, of course you can! of course you can.
Me Whenever I Join a New Fandom or Ship:
takingtheangeltoisengard:
vivianandhersocalledlife:
fleeingthemundane:
That’s it. That’s tumblr.
this is surprisingly accurate
hetakiosk:
tawnyshine:
cowboybeboop:
viste:
cowboybeboop:
reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it
IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST
only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan
YAHOOLIGAN
don’t lie you know you were waiting for someone to do this
jadehariey:
burairium:
jadehariey:
so yahoo reports that michelle obama wore the same dress three times. congratulations, you have now confirmed that the white house indeed has washing machines
no wonder its in washington
OH MY GOSH
sometimes i wonder how my life would’ve turned out if i hadn’t signed up for tumblr
cosrnos:
if I’m in the middle of a sentence and you decide to start talking over me:
fuck you
how do you expect me to do a homework assignment that requires a computer
do you know what happens when i get near a computer
this happens.
katrus:
tonynsteve:
ipartiedwithjoshfranceschi:
squidkneee:
if i had a dollar for every minute ive ever spent on the internet only god knows where id be right now
Probably still on the internet
but I’d be lying in a fucking huge pile of money while on the internet
internet shopping
Shirt: $20
Me: Too expensive.
Book: $25
Me: Perfect.
bootipop:
Cheer up, you’re never alone! There is probably at least 1 bug in your room
sneeply:
thegreat-repetition:
If you’re offended by slut shaming, you’re probably a slut.
this is it. the final frontier of idiocy. i have found it. where’s my medal
leonmcgann:
its weird how google became a synonym for search
pontmercyanide:
some flowers just arrived for my sister but my mom thought they were for me.
and so she asked if they were from henry and of course i asked what the hell she was talking about
and she was like “henry, the boy you’re always talking about.”
she meant henry david thoreau.
i quote henry david thoreau so much my mom thought henry david thoreau was my boyfriend
cyberbullier:
let’s be real here if icarly were an actual webshow they would get bullied so badly
tongues-on-fire:
iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:
I literally have no idea what my personality is
Like I go from being an arrogant bitch to a studious, conscientious hard-worker, to a lazy procrastinator, to an overly-emotional fangirl
In a matter of seconds
so accurate it hurts
cybercitrus:
People that think they are going to be magically independent when they become 18.
